If someone asked you to go to a fitness exhibition and it started at 10 am and you lived 3 hours drive away would you leave at 5 am in the morning??
No, nor would I.... but I did.. sort of.
As you know I am LOVING the gym to the point where Sean thinks I have an unhealthy relationship with it. I wake up in the middle of the night excited because I want to go, I look at site after site of techniques and now I'm on to gym clothes (I am in the minority of Australia though and I actually wear mine because I do go to the gym, not because I'm going shopping or to the pub)
So this little blog is dedicated to Super's husband who was my chauffeur for the day and bag carrier. He may argue and say differently.
We have erm, a love hate relationship. We bicker and fight like siblings. He's annoying and is an idiot but his wife is my gym buddy and is Super cool and amazing. The love hate relationship is that he loves me because I'm funny and awesome I hate him because he's a idiot.
A few weeks ago I asked him if he wanted to go to the fitness thing with me. Super was working so she couldn't come. Sean wasn't working but had to go to work (Sigh) so it would just be us 2, which caused Super and Sean much delight thinking of us 2 spending the whole day together.
I was asked what time I wanted to leave weeks ago and I said "5 am so we can do star jumps and push ups in the queue until it opens". So I ask you, would YOU take that seriously??
Friday the night before the conversation went like this.... (word for word minus the swear words he called me).
Me 'What's the plan for tomorrow'
SH (Super's Husband) 'I'll pick you up at 5 am, you don't speak or try to make small talk you just shut up and enjoy the scenery. We stop and get a coffee some where, you pay. We get there you pay for parking, I go left you go right.... we meet up later and repeat on the way home'.
Me 'Stuff you I'm going left'
SH 'No stuff you'
Me "Lsten why do you have to be a douche. Just tell me what time you're coming. You bring the sweets and I'll bring the music and YOU just drive'
SH "I'll pick you up at 5 am unless you want to drive and then I'll meet you at 5am'
Me "I definitely do not want to drive'
SH "Right 5 am it is, no messing about, just be ready"
Me "I'm already ready"
Me "Why do you have to be so angry tonight"
SH "I'm normal, you're just over sensitive"
So still no closer to the actual time I asked Sean to tx him when he got home he refused saying I should sort it out myself. Txd Super at what was now 11 pm, un be known to me she was in bed and didn't see the message until the morning.
At 5.21 am I was woken to my phone ringing..... it was Supers husband wondering where I was.
Rushed outside and asked in hysterics "Why are you here" "Because you told me you wanted to leave at 5 am" was his reply. "I WAS JOKING" I hollered back.
So then we discussed this some more and decided he should get coffee's while I went and sorted the bouffant and clothes out.
Got in the car at 6 am and pretty much laughed about it the whole way there. What an idiot and I don't mean me.
We discussed it over dinnet, all four of us and the consensus was that I was RIGHT (well maybe the other 3 said differently but it's my blog and I say it wasn't my fault.
The fitness show was brilliant, a lot of fit and muscly good looking men, A lot of posers and a lot of fake boobs and pouts. SH and I were the only ones NOT in active wear. Like he said which is actually pretty hilarious "You don't go to the Lion King dressed as a lion". He does make a good point.
On this note and kind of related when I met with the girls I used to work with last week, I was the only one there on time at 7 pm like we agreed and they all turned up at 7.30 pm. So who's at fault there? Clearly again NOT me.
Just to finish off and to make you chuckle hopefully a bit more.
Whilst at Tabata the instructor asked me where my partner in crime was, my innocent reply..."She's in Sydney with my husband" after seeing her confused face I then went on to say "Don't worry I'm with her husband Thursday night"
It wasn't until half way through the class I realized the peculiar looks from her was because she clearly didn't know Super and Sean were actually away with work and were due back Thursday night where we were all meeting for dinner.
Just another normal day for Maddi!!
