Started but not finished

Flicking through keep notes on my phone and I just came across this blog, not sure why I didn't finish it, maybe by some small rare chance I slept (yeh I doubt that too) anyway it's just a short funny little snippet from out fight back to the UK in 2023) Enjoy, but don't get comfy, you'll have it read in 5 minutes xoxo 

Sean just had the audacity to say "you seem highly strung" I'm not sure what gave him that idea, the fact I've only had 3 seconds sleep, the fact I worked out before our 24 hr flight back to the UK, the fact I've drunk 4 glasses of bubbles, 1 vodka & diet coke (all important diet not full fat coke) plus 1 miniature bottle of wine, and in between I have had a 10 minute nap where he proceeded to tell me I looked like this (cue someone mouth wide open asleep looking gormless, that's a word that needs to be used more often) or that I've verbally attacked the guy behind me, look attack is strong I merely asked him to STOP KICKING MY CHAIR, twice, ok 3 times but in the same conversation..so really once, and the fact that his voice is so loud I can hear him through my noise cancelling headphones proves that he is an arsehole and I am right.

Or that I may have had a mini melt down when I open the tray table and saw crumbs. Yes crumbs, full on crumbs on my tray table. Like what the feck Qantas. Not only has Alan taken the WiFi code for all the iPads so no one can watch 10 year old movies but he also forgot to remind the cleaners to do their job..
Thank goodness I packed anti bac wipes..
Sean is looking mortified as I furiously clean my tray then pass him the wipe and motion with my head nodding for him to do the same, he discreetly pops it in the iPad holder to the side of him.
Damn you.

We now have turbulence so that stops all play, good job I have the best pelvic floor muscles. No toilet break required here, however I am bored, restless and did I mention bored. So the temptation to get up and do roley poleys is very strong, especially as we have exit row seats. Ironic given that I have such diddy legs. But ha, we paid for them.
We're waiting to hear if Old Alan would like to take our mesely offer to upgrade from Singapore to London, bet he stitches us the little bastard

We've just crossed the edge of Aus so basically we're half way..... right, optimistic to the maxx as always..