Not my fault your name doesn't suit your face .....

Normally I'm really good with names, apart from calling my darling daughters boyfriend Ninja instead of his real name of Nigem, I blame this on my mum in law as she stayed with us for 6 weeks recently and she thought that was his name.

I have offended this poor boy unintentionally several times of which I'm not sure if I'm brave enough to share with you lot yet. Sigh. 

It's not bad by the way just me being me. (Which isn't a bad thing, I'm happy in my own little world.) 

Back to topic,  there is a lady in the department next to mine and her name is Sue. Well actually her name isn't Sue but that's what I call her. She looks like a Sue and as I've called it so many times I now can't call her anything but Sue. 

So picture this every time I walk through her department (desperately searching for a way out ..... still unsuccessful, double sigh) I holler out with a beaming smile and a wave "hi Sue". She looks at me and then looks behind her shoulder each time then just gives me a confused look. The other day I had to scream Sue 3 times before she looked up and help the customers that needed her expert help.... not my department you see so I was off the hook. 

I have no idea what her real name is but we are now at the stage where I've got another girl in my department calling her Sue, because she looks like a Sue. You know (apologies to any other Sue's out there but she's old, has mad white fluffy hair, glasses and .... looks like Sue. 

She actually sat next to me at lunch the other day even with me giving my get lost vibes. She didn't, she stayed till the bitter end and talked crap. Complete crap. I slyly took a picture but not sure it's professional to but a picture of ones colleague on ones blog??? I did show my in laws and they agreed yup, she looks like a Sue. 

So guess what Sue, you need to get used to it!! 

We had a charity dinner do thing at work on Monday and the HR manager was there with her plus one. So I'm sitting staring at him and staring like you do when you see a new face, turn to Sean and ask "who's that man with Charmaine" 

Sean "Damian, Mad, her husband" 

Me "Noooooo"

Sean "Yeeessssss" with a lot of sighs I have to add

Me "No, that's not the man we spent the evening with last year at the Lake before fireworks  (he was the one that was freaking me out about the bats and spiders .... do you remember?) "Doesn't even look like him or sound like him, no, you're clearly wrong" 

Sean "OK Mad"

Determined to out him as the liar he clearly is I turn to our friend and ask the same question and she said the same "her husband" 

"Noooooooo,  it's not" I tell her,  clearly she heard Sean's reply and was trying to send me mad. 

So I turn to our other friend and she tells me the same. All liars I believe, I also think I need a new circle of friends, ones that aren't liars. Because I'm telling you that was NOT her husband.