Having sat through another hideous interview I've realised again that I must get better prepared with questions.
Such as the salary and if I get paid superannuation in my pay or not (still don't fully understand that so I normally don't worry about that question, It's only when my darling husband asks "Is pay with or without super Mad? My reply is normally "Yes" covers all bases then.
I have learnt it's wise to not get necklace hooked to my top and then struggle to get over my head just at the massage lady is opening the door and I literally did bare all. Note to self be quicker and stop admiring all the Buddha's and wondering what scent the candle is.
On the plus she did not use her feet (helped that my friends bought me the voucher for my birthday so they went to a reputable one) although my bottom was massaged a lot for back neck and shoulders.
To try and get better at drawing on account that the 11 year old lad I work with couldn't tell that my drawing was The Statue of Liberty, he asked me in a very high pitched shocked voice "What's that in her hand"
Sigh, My Cruella De Vil picture somehow ended up like she had boobs for eyes. I was trying to draw her with crazy eyes. DID NOT work. Again he was not impressed with that.
When submitting an assignment spell check as "Calcium is needed for strong boners" does not get you any marks.
I shouldn't take pre work out ever again, as believe me I do not need it and it made me a little wired to say the least, Ob of course thought it was hilarious. The poor girl at the reception desk at the gym when I gave her my key back must've had her hand on the panic button under the desk.
On the plus I did a new class called Metafit and it is awesome.
When asking the student at work 'have you ever tried Coq En Bush' Google correct pronunciation first.
When buggering up back at work, ensure fit Dr is working in ED. (Helps with recovery I believe)
Yes I absolutely do need to take 6 pairs of shoes away when I go for a weekend, and yes Sean it is absolutely vital and necessary that I take 4 bags.
Don't drive over bumps in the car when applying 12 hour lipstick as it literally does what it says on the tin.
Remember to do zip up on work trousers and not flash bright pink knickers to all on the ward. Sigh
Do not trip over own feet when super hot DR is walking towards you as you flash him a killer smile that probably did look killer as I nearly toppled over.
Do not lock another Dr in the kitchen while he's making his 4 pm cup of coffee.... and probably best not to add 'bet you enjoyed that'
Don't forget gym towel for after the shower as dri-fit gym clothes also do what it says on the tin.
Think that's about all folks!!
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