The mind of a washing machine

My afternoon so far... (it's now 6 pm) 

Found out from Sean the key fob for the flat car park was in the car all along so off I went to move the car. 

On returning to the flat I see what that machine had done.  

See attached pic. 

It made me chuckle if nothing else. And bugger me it was so heavy to push back. 

Then have dramas with the tumble drier on account that our duvet cover was in there over 2 hours and still wasn't dry when I needed to leave to get Sean. 

Thought I'd be nice and fill the car up for Sean. Got to Costco.  .... Our card doesn't work because over here they have a bar strip not a bar code. So call the attendant over who is very helpful and starts to explain what to do. Meanwhile I'm frantically trying to unlock the petrol cap. Helpful man (HM) says "have you done this before" 

Me "No not on this car, it's new" I say very proudly while still fighting with the lock. 

The key then gets stuck and won't budge. (This key was cut the other day from the original) 

I'm starting to panic while holding down shirt dress and Monica hair is getting in a state with the wind...

HM says "the clicking means you're turning it the wrong way" 

Me "oh is it? The keys stuck I can't budge it" 

HM "shall I have a go" 

Me " yes please" Sigh 

HM " Erm it's unlocked" 

Light bulb moment I remember Sean telling me this now so I happily reply "yes I know" 

HM.. blank stare. 

So I start to fill up, get to $14 and think crap am I even putting in the right fuel.

I know it's not diesel. Theres 2 other types red unleaded and yellow unleaded.

Sean keeps saying I have to put in ultra extreme summat over 95. Ring any bells to anyone?  Nope not me. So then I'm scanning the forecourt and then deep breathe realise I'm doing it right. (You wouldn't have thought I have my own family, run my own house and have had a full time job for the last goodness knows Hahaha) 

Hopefully that's it for now!!